Wonder Bar, 1934
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
Banpresto Haikyuu Figure Collection
- Hinata Shouyou
- Kozume Kenma
- Kageyama Tobio
- Oikawa Tooru
- Sugawara Koushi
- Kuroo Tetsuro
I pre-ordered everything SCREAMS (:.;ﾟ;Д;ﾟ;.:)ﾊｧﾊｧ
hinata—what are you doing…
In which Suga is eager to spread more than his love, Iwaizumi doesn’t know whether to be angry or excited, Hinata wants Kageyama to engage in some questionable activities, and everyone’s fingers are too worn out from playing volleyball to text properly.
This is what happens when you text and spike.
Most of these are based on autocorrect fails that already exist on various websites, but it’s kinda hard to give credit when they all come from different places and I didn’t take any verbatim. You might recognize some!
I’m in yuri hell and I don’t wanna be saved
pallette meme dmmds
I am actual iwaoi trash