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visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

viria:

As I said, here’s the second part of Haikyuu!! rule 63 characters I love but who didn’t make into the previous post.

This was so fun..I’d wish I have like 4 extra drawing hands so I could draw all of Haikyuu characters;___;

naejunko:
hey hi!! i really really love your theme lots it looks really nice!!

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THANK YOU!!!!! I put a lot of time on it and tbh this is the best my blog’s ever looked I’m very proud of it so this made me really happy!!! aaahhhhhh I’m super glad you like it thank you for telling me!!<33333 

Baby: s-s... so... s-
Parents: so??
Baby: SO NO CHI NO SADAME!
Parents: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
baby: a....a
mom: airplane? :)
baby: *deep voice* aoba
sayonara byebye

littleulvar:

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