March 2012
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ok I need sleep
G’night y’all
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Me: Dear I'm home!
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson: What are you doing in my house?
Me: I love the cave scene
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson: Ok, you can stay.
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
February 2012
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
askdavechick:
>John: Resist urge to not pour cold water on Daves.
>John: Fail to resist urge and take a picture instead.
D’aw.
(OOC: Human sized Davechick because why not)
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
itotallyrelate:
Heart of Life: Dumbass theories presents... →
inexchangeforyoursoul:
Can I just wish for Roxy to show the young Condesce(?) the power of Fistkind?
And then she’d be all like
TAKE ME AS YOUR PADAWAN
alternatively
Or Dirk might just plug that thing in while they are standing around and she will hit her head in and both will be…
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mountainousinfinity:
hungarysovaries:
...
heirofbacon:
banandersnatch:
octosmagiccastle:
wow...
Watchpiratebo0ty:
tilltheimagefadesaway:
notsomethingclever:
omfg
literally LOL’ing right now
omg lsg;asd’s
SNORT
