davestridersironicgirlfriend:

emikurohana:

sirityzer:

maxtremist:

neonlightning:

ibuisacoolcat:

aubreyreed:

that is NOT how you eat a fucking kit kat

What the hell is this

WHERE YOU RAISED IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OR SOME SHIT

NO

WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

We have to teach this man how to eat kit-kats RIGHT NOW!

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you’ve never eaten a Kit-kat. But guess what? I’ve eaten hundreds. And I can tell you right now that a kit-kat should never just be eaten like that. They’ll rarely even be eaten half in the package. That was your first mistake.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say you did actually know how to eat a kit-kat, and were just doing this for shits-and-giggles.

That kit-kat still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that kit-kat was probably terrified of being eaten like that.

If you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

(Source: balls-tothewall, via sons-of-satan-deactivated201204)